
 
       TEOTWAWKI Doomstead is in the hills on the far end of a rural
    county, more than a mile (rough and rocky access 'road' with a creek
    to ford) back into the woods.  Forget about cable, fiber, or even
    passable cell signal out here.  We do have a line from the old phone
    company, and have been able to get the ragged edge of a DSL
    connection.  But, since Windstream bought out the local co-op,
    maintenance hasn't been a thing.  I can only patch the brittle,
    aging copper wires and corroding junction boxes together for just so
    long myself.  And we were paying way too much for under 5Mbps at
    best, when it worked at all.
    
       So we finally decided to try the only alternative there is for
    us.  Satellite Internet.  Despite the horrific reputation it has
    online...
    
    
    The Deceptions!
    
       One of the complaints I often read about Satellite is that the
    companies (all both of them) lie to get people to buy...  There's
    some truth to this.  But I have to wonder if the complainers are
    "new" or something.  In my day, we were educated young by comic book
    ads for X-Ray Specs and Sea Monkeys.  Advertisers have been known to
    stretch the truth just a bit!  The pretty lady in the Satellite
    commercial has like 30 seconds to get you interested.  She's gonna
    keep it simple and positive, but not entirely honest!
    
       "FAST SPEEDS"...    Well, I suppose they're fast relative to
    dial-up or a bad DSL.  But not really anything to brag-on in the
    world of cable, fiber, 4G, etc.  Folks just a few miles closer into
    town are supposed to be able to get DSL with twice Hughesnet
    Satellite's advertised speed.
    
       "UNLIMITED DATA"...   Hughesnet is fibbing pretty bad with this
    one.  They don't cut you off or charge you extra if you overshoot
    your monthly data cap, but they do throttle your access speed down
    to under 3Mbps for the rest of the month.  ViaSat is a little harder
    to pin-down.  But they will also throttle your service for a while
    if their algorithm determines you are using too much data too
    quickly.  
    
       "STREAM VIDEO"...  Some.  But you're gonna need the super-premium
    package to stream HD NetFlix, Hulu, or whatever for binge-watching. 
    Even then, you'll be astonished how quickly you burn through your
    data.
    
       "ALL THE THINGS YOU LOVE ON THE INTERNET"...  Unless you love real-time gaming, sensitive content (to the degree that you need a
    VPN), or using your home WiFi as a hotspot for your cellphones. 
    Latency (the delay created by the time it takes your signal to make
    the side-trip to a satellite 25,000 miles away) makes these things
    difficult to impossible.
    
       "AFFORDABLE PRICE"...  Well, compared to paying to have enough
    infrastructure privately installed to reach good Internet hard wire,
    it's affordable.  But it's more money for less value than any other
    broadband on the market, subscription-wise. (Especially if you
    remember to include the equipment rental!)
    
    
       Funny thing is, five to ten minutes reading the Hughesnet website
    would have consumers forewarned of all this.  They give a pretty
    good estimate of how much you can do with a gigabyte of data.  They
    admit that latency ruins gaming, screws-up VPNs, and makes
    cellphone-through-WiFi a mess.  You just have to scroll down the
    page a bit.  Go to the FAQs.
    
       Instead, people chat with a rep on the phone...  Forgetting that
    these are SALESPEOPLE.  They are paid to get you to order the
    service, not to talk you out of it!  Most of them don't even use
    Satellite themselves.  They probably aren't intentionally lying when
    they tell you that you can do games, HD video binging, etc.  They're
    just guessing that you can, because they figure that's just regular
    Internet stuff!
    
       I read the site.  Knew about the confessed shortcomings.  Ordered
    it anyway.  'Cause I'm getting too damned old, and have too much
    else to do, to be spending days Tarzanning around in the trees
    re-stringing broken telecom lines!
    

 
    Installation.
    
       Because Satellite Internet requires transmitting as well as
    receiving, you're not legally allowed to self-install like you can
    with Satellite TV.  But there's no way that the Satellite Internet
    companies, with only a little over a million subscribers apiece,
    spread-out over the hemisphere, can maintain a fleet of trucks and
    crews to do installation and service.  So they have to rely on
    independent contractors.  (Some of whom then rely on
    sub-contractors!)  
    
       So the folks who show up to mount your dish and set-up your
    router are a mixed bag.  Lots of horror stories about obnoxious
    installers who left a mess and / or did a lousy installation.  (Even
    though 
HughesNet and 
ViaSat both have detailed installation
    standards and requirements, with photo verification and
    post-surveys.)
    
       The lad they sent 'round to do our set-up was polite, knew his
    job, and got it done well and efficiently.  He was driving an old,
    somewhat battered pickup truck, which is really for the best
    considering the kinds of places that need 
HughesNet Residential.  I
    would've felt bad if he'd had to drive a shiny, new vehicle through
    the rough brush and rocky, rutted path that we call a driveway.
    
       I suspect a lot of the complaints about Satellite Internet have
    to do with poor installation.  It's difficult to hold on a target at
    25,000 miles!  The dish may get a good signal through trees in the
    Winter, then lose it when they fill with leaves in the Spring.  A
    dish mounted to a shaky structure isn't going to have consistent
    reception.  Even a fairly solid wooden structure may swell and
    shrink with the weather and throw your alignment off.
    
    Performance.
    
       Only six weeks in at this writing, so just getting a feel for
    this Buck Rogers tech...
    
       
Speed...  I've been checking regularly, and I usually get the
    advertised 25Mbps or better from 
HughesNet with proper, long-format
    tests.  The more common quick tests indicate how erratic the speed
    is though.  Ranging from 2 to 50Mbps from one moment to the next. 
    Latency / ping is so high that some tests can't even measure it
    correctly.
    
      
Reliability...  Severe storms have taken us offline a couple of
    times so far. (Naturally the weather goes to Hell in a handbasket
    the week after I get the dish.)  Both times, the system came back
    online when the weather started to let-up.  Other than that, the
    connection has been constant.
    
       
Ease of use...  At the user end, it's your basic broadband
    router.  Four Ethernet ports and WiFi.  You can access the modem's
    internal software through your browser to see current satellite
    signal strength, remaining plan data, etc.
    
       
Basic Internet Functions...  Email, web browsing, research,
    message boards, social media, private messages, online shopping,
    etc.  All these pretty much work normally.
    
       
Video streaming...  I don't know about 
NetFlix, Hulu, or the rest
    of the subscription services.  (We get 
Gunsmoke and 
Svengoogie via
    an old-fashioned antenna. Who needs anything else?)  Other Internet
    videos work, but can be a bit tricky.
       Video servers usually check your connection speed, use an
    algorithm to decide what resolution to send you, at which data rate,
    with what amount of buffer.  At the same time it's doing this, the
    video page is sending you advertisements, annotations, suggested
    videos (with thumbnails and maybe previews), and the comments
    section.   With the satellite latency and erratic transfer speed
    making this a bad case of cyber-hiccups, the server often gets
    confused and sticks you in the super-slow lane with repeated
    buffering.
       An ad blocker helps.  I pause the video immediately, then
    switch off annotations, manually set the resolution to SD
    (480), scroll down a bit to load the comments, let the suggested
    videos thumbnails load...  By this point the video should have a bit
    of buffer loaded, and should play well when I resume it.
       Maybe.
    
       
Uploading...  No problems so-far.  Much faster than the DSL was
    on its best day.
    
       
Downloading...  No matter how fast your connection speed, you can
    only download as fast as the servers will  feed you the file. 
    Downloading from a monolithic host has been very fast.  Downloading
    from any sort of torrent/P2P type server tends to be horribly slow. 
    I suspect this is due to the satellite latency slowing down the
    ever-switching connections involved, bottlenecking the flow.  Still
    looking for a workaround.
    
       
VoIP...  Saying "goodbye" to 
Windstream also meant losing our
    land-line phone.  With no cell service back here, we would have to
    rely on phone via Internet.  Due to the connection switching latency,
    this has known issues with Satellite.  Both Satellite providers have
    their own VoIP services that are supposed to be optimized for the
    purpose.  But we're trying the third party VoIP we already had,
    which costs well under half as much.  
       Aside from the inevitable lag, it works well with outgoing
    calls.  But it doesn't ring-through for incoming.  Those go to
    voicemail/email.  Need to check with 
VoIPly to see if they have
    a fix on their end.
    
       
Data...  I was in for a surprise when we started.  I knew we were
    being frugal, but the needle on our 'fuel gauge' not only didn't go
    down quickly, it seemed to be going back up now and then!
       Turns out this wasn't a delusion.  Although they don't
    promise/advertise it, HughesNet seems to give new users a 20 day
    breaking-in period during which data consumption doesn't count.  Now
    that this is over, I see that the plan data is being consumed at a
    rate that will probably have us run out of data before the end of
    the month this time around.  Then we'll see how much of a handicap
    the throttled speed is, and whether the throttle is lifted during
    the bonus hours.
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